Wednesday, December 27, 2006

UPDATE: the Ithaca Journal reports that 100 competitors and 500 spectators attended the Ninth Annual Rutabaga Curling Championships at the Farmer's Market in downtown Ithaca. Before the official results can be confirmed, and to avoid the steroid scandals that have shaken other world-class athletic events, the winners and runner-ups will have to undergo thorough drug testing. Our congratulations to High Commissioner Steve Sierigk for organizing another successful event. Stay tuned for further details.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Sounds dangerous. Rutabagas carry a lot of momentum, and I bet they're not round enough to be predictable in their roll. Nothing like a curling stone, anyway. I'd rather see it on film, myself.